Tuesday, February 22, 2011

PULL UP TO THE BUMPER: Curves are normal, caramba!

I am not going to attempt to make any new joke about that idiot Limbaugh talking about the beautiful First Lady, Michelle Obama - I'm sure the best jokes have already been said - but I am going to question why people think it is okay to continually insult beautiful women who look strong and healthy. Basta!

Look at a damn Fellini film. Fellini women are not size two. Most women are not a size two, yet people in San Antonio are trying to oust Miss San Antonio because she is only a size two. They said they want to promote healthy eating. Asking a 17 year old girl to lose 13 pounds when she is a size two is unhealthy and actually promotes unhealthy eating habits. Implying that Michelle Obama is overweight when she's had two children, has arms of steel and still manages to look like this



is freakin' unhealthy. Man, she looks hot in that dress!

Exactly what do people have against women? Are folks still upset that we get to wear both skirts and pants? Why do some of you insist on making us believe that we have to look like this in order to be "healthy?" Sorry, Stella Tenant, but I don't think visible rib cages are a sign of health or sexual prowess. Is it that people want to keep us weak and silly, because that seems like the only possible explanation. Our brains are made of body fat, so we simply cannot rid ourselves of all the fat - sorry, I'd prefer that the governing organ of my body be able to function properly.

Here are some averages of women's measurements. Note that the older average measurements (35-27-37.5), from around the 1940s, are not what is considered a size two today, which is a max of 34-24.5-35.5. Yet models are expected to be 34-24-34, and that is at 5'8 or taller. What we need to consider is how perception changes. In the past, a curvy woman was considered healthy; now, she is considered obese. I've taken certain surveys on weight and size and I've gotten "obese" back as a result. My waist is 26 inches. I don't want to look scrawny like Charlotte Gainsbourg! Ugh!

Don't get me wrong - we have promoted a healthier lifestyle as of late. I do believe that changing our smoking habits from those promoted in the past is totally correct, but making women believe that their natural body shape - one which has carried many women in the 1950s to age 80, or 90 or older - is totally incorrect. Even today we have many women who are energetic forces of nature who have commanding bodies we should admire. Here are some beautiful women who are certainly not a size two and, apart from Monroe, most are/were incredibly healthy.

BEYONCE



GRACE JONES



RITA HAYWORTH



SELENA



And, iconic beauties:

MARILYN



MOHINI IN BELUR TEMPLE



VENUS



CLEOPATRA



None of these amazing beauties are a size two, not that I'm saying there's anything wrong with being a size two (as someone who is 5'1, I've been there, but I was also very young and without child - as an older woman I enjoy my new curves and I think my husband does, too). We definitely shouldn't be hurtful to women who are NATURALLY thin, but to expect our First Lady to change her beauty when she represents the ideal - a strong, healthy, active woman - is ignorant. Furthermore, to ask a young girl who is already thin to risk her health for the camera is horrific - what kind of adult are you?? To expect any woman who is healthy and active to conform to unhealthy delusions is just plain stupid, especially when we have so many examples of how healthy is beautiful.

Can we just squash this stuff already? We made sexual harassment a big no-no; can we make weight harassment a no-no, too? Or maybe we can just get Grace Jones to kick Limbaugh's ass.

5 comments:

Bootsy said...

Grace Jones should TOTALLY kick Rush's ass. In full make up and costume as well.

Bobby said...

AHEM!!!! Only blind men don't like curvy women. It's retarded and beyond me. But then again, I'm DOMINICAN baby!!! Wooo hooo! AND PROUD OF IT CARAJO!!!

Bobby said...

Not blind as in can't see... Blind as in can't see the truth!!!!! =)

Anonymous said...

This is kind of an aside to the focus of the article, but I think it also needs to be discuss, Rush's easy digs at Michelle Obama and the general attitude that it is acceptable to speak about a first lady this way.

This is just further evidence here that a wide spread racism is being aimed at the Obamas.

You would never hear a public figure say such things about another first lady. Barbara Bush was ripe for it with grill of hers, and clearly the woman is overweight, but you never heard this kind of attention brought to her figure by a political speaker.

And you know, Michelle and Barack Obama are nearly 50 years old. I hope I look that good when I'm 50 years old. On the real.

-Vincent

Carolina M Hinojosa said...

Viva las curvas! Amen!